Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
