So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
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Just tell them they didn't give you doors in prison
Don't poop at work, too risky. Get in and get out.
When ya gotta shit, ya gotta shit
Or you could have lifted both feet and pushed the stall door closed.
What if the door swung out?
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