Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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