Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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