We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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