she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We have so much sex to catch up on
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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