It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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