he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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