Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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