i permit you to call me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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