just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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