Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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