as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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