Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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