It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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