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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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