Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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