If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
NoShamevember. You game?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you never un-have a 4some
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You did what with his pubic hair?
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