Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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