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  the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

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• Ahh... a real Dairy Queen delight!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:20pm

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• Mayonnaise always gets a bad rap.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:07pm

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• Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:38am

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• There's many girls in Idaho that would fit that description

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:32pm

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• my friend dustin said that after the first time he had sex with some whore! actually he said "have you ever stuck ur dick in and out of a ziplock bag full of mayonaise? thats what it was like" hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:02pm

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• As they say, any port (or jar of mayonnaise) in a storm.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:21pm

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• absolutely DISGUSTING.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:52pm

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• maybe if the mayo was frozen...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:29am

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• was her name allie kern by any chance?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:26am

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• Awww. I just totally gagged to the pooint of puking. I have a severe aversion to mayo!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:52pm

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• i'm turned off my food.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:22am

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• wet but loose? sick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:44am

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• Sounds like some nasty skank that every knows that use to live in twin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:39am

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• It's not always the size of the vehicle being driven. But the size of the lot you park it in... Just sayin...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:13pm

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• Been there, done that... Like stirring a bucket of paint. *sigh*

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:39am

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• Maybe you have a tiny dick, lol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:17am

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• like putting a chapstick in the luray caverns...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:04pm

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• Are you saying she's blown out or you have a needle dick or both?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:01pm

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• spoiled mayo leaves a nice stink....

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:36pm

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• so....is that bad or good?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:57pm

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• Hey, I know Rachel. wait Oh christ. Was it Rachel?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:51am

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• hahah "maddie get lost jesus christ" ahahaah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:09pm

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• i am ashamed to say that i have a home in the 208

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:56pm

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• uhhhh youve stuck it in a mayonase jar?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:54am

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• now that's just gross lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:03am

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• Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I want Subway now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:09pm

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• that is THE most perfect way to put that hahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:27pm

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• Seriously how manty times has she fucked around. Absolutely disgusting. Damn whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:28pm

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• Kristen Michaels...this is deff abt her

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:48am

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• Sounds like my gf--grand canyon

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:19am

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• Quoting an infant's words: "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:03pm

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• just threw out my brand new jar of mayo. thanks

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:40am

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• Haha anyone watch south park? Cause if you do then you'll all know that having sex with a dead body sounds like sticking your hand in mayo. So was she dead?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:56am

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• maddie get lost. jesus christ.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:17pm

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• Ew, that's nasty man. I'm guessing you had to pick a side and rub. FAIL.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:06pm

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• i may have just puked a little in my mouth...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:00pm

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• THE REAL QUESTION IS... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT STICKIN' IT IN MAYONNAISE ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE ANYWAYS?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:49am

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• oh.my.fucking.god. *BARF*

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:56pm

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• maybe you have a micro penis

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:18pm

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• someone up there said now they want subway, it made me think of my girlfriend cause her mom owns a subway. :( thanks for that bad image.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:01pm

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• jesus that is friggen nasty..

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:24am

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• haha makes me think u were doing her when she had a yeast infection..siiiiiick

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:34pm

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• I think I'm going to barf

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:01am

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• Like fresh from the fridge?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:26am

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• Lmao! at may 18th. So sad that its true.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:18pm

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• lol fucking disgusting but seriously maybe you ARE small?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:52am

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• Is that good or bad?? lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:50am

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• ewwwwwwwwww fuckn disgusting. too much info right there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:16pm

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• Or Rachel Scimeca. Disgusting whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:53pm

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• That's just plain disgusting but, LMAO @ May 13th, 1:17...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:49pm

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• warm strawberry jam is much better

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:58am

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• He shouldn't have sex with her again.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 17, 12 at 12:38am

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• Or jk mn or perhaps mg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:04pm

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• Do you need some tweezers for that tiny dick of yours? Asshole.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:48am

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• EEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!! Whats WRong with that girl/!?!!?!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:23pm

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• Or Alysa deck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:11pm

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• theres something seriously wrong with that girl. tell her to see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. you might wanna see one too

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:46am

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• I don't understand, was it because it was really big and wet, or because there was something super extra wrong with her? Medically?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:50pm

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• "Like stirring a bucket of paint." lmao how apropos

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:24am

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