So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize