he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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