What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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