jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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