so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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