Well apparently he's into motor boating.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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