I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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