and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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