I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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