My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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