How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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