There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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