Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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