Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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