Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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