Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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