she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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