she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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