My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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