I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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