made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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