great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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