big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's never too late to be topless.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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