i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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