when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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