Whod you bang
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She announced her abortion via fbk
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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