Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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