No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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