but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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