Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
