Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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