I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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