somebody snuck up and got me drunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the day after is always just damage control
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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