He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Randomize
