So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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