Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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